she,they/genderfluid/genderfae/bi/boyfriend is @alexissakura8090/aspergers/DNI if you are a pedo, anti-vaxer, queerphobic, ablist or a Natzi/Bean Army member aka Edamame Bean/for all Bean Army stuff see @Edamame-Bean-yo/Celtic, greco-roman, Nordic and Kemetic witch
*for non americans, that’s what you attend between the ages ~11-14 btw
not counting like. english if you live in america/spanish if you live in spain/etc btw
I am counting the last two years of primary/elementary school in my results cause in Australia we finish that at like 12 or 13 then we have our first year of highschool at ages 13-14
hm actually i made a joke poll like this a while back but now im genuinely curious
assuming any disabilities are accommodated for and you have enough leisure time for art and hobbies, what job could/would you do on the leftist commune?
y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”
every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen
i got this pen four years ago when i was working as a barista at starbucks. I was on the registers and taking the order of this woman, who ordered a nonfat latte, because she was “watching her weight”
so this guy behind her, whom no one was talking to, for some fucking reason says “wathing your weight? but what about the wait for your watch?“ (which is a completely unhinged response. like just complete Mad Hatter nonsense)
anyway this lady gets really uncomfortable and of the five people (me, him, her, the other checker, and the customer at the other register) who were now sucked into the uncomfortable silence, i decided that i should alleviate the tension by saying “you can’t wait for a watch; you don’t have the time”
and then he said “oh, quick girl!”, gave me that pen, got out of line, and left without ordering anything
You pleased a mad fae trickster
i am absolutely certain that pen will undo any curse or enchantment places on whoever it shines on.
Reblog the pen of quick wit to undo any curse or enchantment placed upon you